neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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punkpeggy:

CNN’s video explaining the referendum on independence today in Scotland opened with a clip from Braveheart and included a map that just forgot about Wales

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*sighs heavily*

so have ya’ll seen that parody of anaconda 

*sighs heaiver*

its really disrespectful and is so so problematic

*sighs the heaviest* 

and nash grier is in it

#sigh  

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weavemunchers:

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

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slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

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