pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

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Title: when she confirms that you're about to have sex 58,046 plays

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just started following a blog called prettygayboys 

let the tears commence 

Title: See My Vest Artist: Mr. Burns 8,407 plays

slyfggt:

I really like the vest. 

I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life. 

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meladoodle:

having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card! *uses library card to form lines of cocaine*

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Anonymous asked: worst sex you've ever had?

this welsh guy, he was a lazy inflexible bottom and had awful rhythm as a top :s

hyperroos:

let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.

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no.

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no no. no no no no.

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YES.

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NOO.

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